inGame footage of various games. In the future I hope to add reviews. ^_^

Introducing my current favorite on how developers can skillfully destroy fun that was probably there.

Borderlands

Borderlands is an ego shooter with comic graphics (aka cell shading) and roleplaying-like character development (the diablo-like rpg ... not the D&D-like type).

The game in itself is your standard half-life experience if it wasn't for details like experience points, weapons of the same type with random bonuses ("enchanted" weapons) and an extensive skill system. It's decent and plays like you might expect from a mix of Diablo 2, Half-Life and (at least flavor wise) Fallout 3.

And how did they screw it up?

It starts with starting the game. You get to enjoy the typical string of vendor trailers no one ever wants to see. Unskippable. Yes, everytime you start that game you wast 2 minutes watching for the umpteenth time that someone made something for some game. And unless you know how to edit a config file, you'll be indoctrinated forever.

Then comes character creation ... or rather selection. You can choose between 4 different classes - each with their different skill set and starting weapons. But since you don't start with any skillpoints whatsoever, character creation is very easy: Select class. Should take about 1 second.

But it doesn't take 1 second. It takes about 5 minutes.

Yes, for every new character you want to make, you have to watch a really really boring intro video (the words "Power Point" come to mind). And that was not fucking necessary. And it was especially not necessary to make it unskippable!! (Note: PC Users: Deleting certain movie files helps. XBOX Users: suck it).

And then - finally - you start the game. Or do you? Nooo, you have to endure the tutorial, of course. The first part of the tutorial essentially explains how to

1. Move (WASD)
2. Shoot (LMB) and aim (RMB)
3. Jump (Space)
4. Crouch (C)
5. Pickup Items and talk to NPCs (E)
6. Reload (R)
7. Melee Attack (V)

And now do ask yourself in all honesty: Do you really need 10 minutes to explain that to anyone over the age of eight? I mentioned the age of eight because that's how old you have to be to appreciate the humor of the "funny little robot" (yeah, that's a quote from the game) that serves as your guide. The tutorial was boring, of course. Even the first time.

And the most interesting part of the game - the unique and extensive skill system which makes even playing the same character worth replaying from scratch (theorhetically) can't even be accessed before you hit level 5 ... which takes quite a while. Maybe 40 minutes or even longer. One has to ask himself: What the hell were the first four levels good for? Apart from wasting time, that is. So what we have here is a mandatory tutorial lasting nearly an hour for every time you want to start a new character.

And get that: The developer even dared to criticize Fallout 3 because it made "mistakes".

 


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on Nov 21, 2009

The only part of the complaint I find valid is the loooooong game intro shouldn't be unskippable.  Otherwise it's rinse and repeat complaints from 9000 other games.

on Nov 21, 2009

StarWars battlefront.

Gameplay is fun, controls are generally pretty self explanitory. Depth of gameplay was extremely minimal. ffs counterstrike has more thought involved and more repeat playability. single play or co-op was simple, and has like 5 levels. vs mode was the exact same thing. you just duke it out over th same boring maps for however long it takes you to win.

and then 2 came out. awesome new levels! new units! space battles! oh wait, only 5 or 6 new levels? oh... like 1 new unit? and the way to win the space battles was to fly your ship extremely poorly with terrible control into another ships hanger bay and then fight fps style?

between this, indiana jones crystal skull and the 3 new star wars movie; i think we have seen definitive proof that george lucas hates us all and thinks we are idiots for liking his movies.


Star Wars Battlefront was a very good game. There were a lot more included than one new unit and 5 or 6 levels. There were in actuality a lot more new levels with a lot more than one units (even if you don't count the hero units), the space control was as tight as can be, There were also new weapons that you can unlock and a lot of new vehicles. Star Wars: Battlefront 2 was a worthy sequel of the first Battlefront.

on Nov 21, 2009

I agree that there are some annoying parts to Borderlands but all in all I have enjoyed the game.

The voice chat is horrible. Some tweaks were added with the patch but I still have it disabled in my ini.
When I play online with friends we use Ventrillo (as we do with any/every other game).  When I play with strangers I find that I have little need to talk with anyone.  If it is my game I choose and go about the missions while the others tag along for fun, chaotic battles.  When I join someone elses game I just tag along with them for the fun.  It is not a game like Demigod where voice chat is overly useful.

Some of the features of the game could have beeen de-consoled a bit more.  The pop up windows are sometimes hard to read if you are too close to an item...plus before the patch you could not see all lines of text on an item.

Physics...unbreakable items/environment..  oddly small explosive damage radius...  these are all present in the game.  The only one that really bothers me is the explosions.  The other stuff is just par for the course for this type of game. (to me..  I can't say I have played every shooter out).

The ending..yes...  there are issues.  As a conclusion to a story there are significant WTF issues.  As a last fight there are some WTF issues.  As final loot there are some WTF issues.  Not the strong point for this game by any stretch.

All taken the game is still a blast though.  I had fun playing with some people from DG (pacov and friends) as well as some others.  I don't regret picking this one up, though I do wish a few things had been done better.

I need to see if there is a Dragon Age thread like this going yet...or start one..  another good game that has certain issues that pop out as you play.  Nothing new for any game though.

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